From: "iqbal sheikh" <iqbalyat@gmail.com>
Date: Sep 12, 2013 10:42 AM
Subject: {Islamabadianz} SMILE
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> Sardar declares:آ
> .... . . I will never marry in my life &. . .آ
> .. . . I'll give same advice to my children also. . . ..آ
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> Sardar: Darling, years ago u had a figure like Coke bottle.آ
> Jeeto: Yes darling I still do, only differnece is earlier it was 300mlآ
> now it's 2 ltr.آ
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> Santa went to Mysore palace.آ
> Tourist guide - Santaji plz dont sit there, its Tipu sultan's chairآ
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> Santa - Oye dont worry yaar i'll get up when he comes.!!..آ
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> Sardar wanted to make a STD call to punjab,آ
> He wanted to save money so what did he do?آ
> Simple, he went to punjab and made a local call..آ
> One tourist from U.S.A.asked to Sardar: Any great man born in this village?آ
> Sardar: No sir, only small babies!!!آ
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> Teacher: A for?آ
> Sardar: Appleآ
> Teacher: Jor se bolo?آ
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> Sardar: Jay mata di..آ
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> 2 sardars were fighting after exam.آ
> Sir: Y r u fighting?آ
> 1st Sardar: This fool left the answer sheet blank,آ
> Sir: So what?آ
> 1st Sardar: Even i did the same thing, now teacher will think that we bothآ
> copied.آ
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> Sardar 1: I'm very kanjoos, I went 2 honeymoon alone & saved 1/2 money.آ
> Sardar 2: You R nothing I saved all my money, my friend was going & I sentآ
> my wife with him.آ
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> Sardar is in a dissection class of cockroach. He cuts its 1 leg, andآ
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> He cuts 2nd and 3rd legs and said, "chal" , it walks.آ
> He cuts all the legs and said, "chal....." Finally he wrote theآ
> conclusion.......آ
> ..... "after all the legs of a cockroach are cut - it becomes deaf......"آ
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> 2 sardarjis looking at Egyptian mummy.آ
> Sar 1 : Look so many bandages, pakka lorry accident case.آ
> Sar 2 : Aaho, lorry number is also written...BC 1760!!!....آ
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> A sardar on an interview 4 da post detective.آ
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> Interviewer : who killed Gandhi?آ
> Sardar : Thank u sir 4 giving me d job, I will start investigating.......آ
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> A scene from Kohn Benega Crorepati....آ
> Amitabh : In which state Cauvery flows?آ
> Sardar : Liquid state.....آ
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> Audience clapped.. Amitabh stunned, looks behind, ALL WERE SARDARS.......آ
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> Sardar: What is the name of your car?آ
> Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'.آ
> Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.آ
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> Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening...آ
> Sardar: Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.آ
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> Museum Administrator: That's a 500-year-old statue u've broken..آ
> Sardar: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.آ
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> At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh!آ
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> Sardar: Control yourself. Don't cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?آ
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> Sardar: U cheated me.آ
> Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.آ
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> Sardar: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is 'All India Radio!آ 'آ
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> Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?آ
> Sardar: An old king's skeleton.آ
> Tourist: Who's that smaller skeleton next to it?آ
> Sardar: That was same king's skeleton when he was a childآ .
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