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On Fri, Sep 13, 2013 at 3:27 PM, Rubina Yasmeen <rubina_yas@yahoo.com> wrote:

 

1 - SCHOOL : A Place Where Papa Pays & Son Plays.    2 - LIFE INSURANCE : A Contract That Keeps You Poor All Your Life So That You Can Die Rich.    3 - TEARS :  The Hydraulic Force By Which Masculine Willpower is Defeated By Feminine Water power.  4 - LECTURE : An Art Of Transferring information From The Notes Of The Lecturer To The Notes Of The Students Without Passing Through " The Minds Of Either "  5 - CONFERENCE :  The Confusion Of One Man Multiplied By The Number Present.  6 - COMPROMISE :  The Art Of Dividing A Cake in Such A Way That Everybody Believes He Got The Biggest Piece.  7 - DICTIONARY :  A Place Where Success Comes Before Work  8 - CONFERENCE ROOM  :  A Place Where Everybody Talks, Nobody Listens And Everybody Disagrees Later On.  9 - CLASSIC : Books, Which People Praise, But Do Not Read.  10 - OFFICE :  A Place Where You Can Relax After Your Strenuous Home Life.  11 - YAWN :  The Only Time Some Married Men Ever Get To Open Their Mouth.  12 - ETC :  A Sign To Make Others Believe That You Know More Than You Actually Do.  13 - COMMITTEE :  Individuals Who Can Do Nothing individually And Sit To Decide That Nothing Can Be Done Together.  14 - EXPERIENCE : The Name Men Give To Their Mistakes.  15 - PHILOSOPHER : A Fool Who Torments Himself During Life, To Be Spoken Of When Dead.  16 - FATHER :  A Banker Provided By Nature.  17 - CRIMINAL : A Guy No Different From The  Rest....Except That He Got Caught.  18 - BOSS : Someone Who is Early When You are late and late when you are early.  19) POLITICIAN: One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.  20) DOCTOR: A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.  Have a Nice day..!!

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