Story Of Two Lions

On Sat, Mar 9, 2013 at 8:06 PM, noor muhammad <khanani74200@yahoo.com> wrote:

 

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"Two lions escape from a zoo. One of the lions had been captured from the
jungle, so he runs back to the jungle. The other was born in the zoo
itself - so is basically a city-slicker. He vanishes into the city.

Three days later the jungle-lion is recaptured - and returned to the zoo.
A month passes, then two, three..... but city-lion is not traceable!
Finally, after six months the city-lion is also recaptured and brought
back to the zoo. Jungle-lion is amazed to see his friend.





Jungle-lion: For God's sake, how were you able to evade these guys for 6
whole months?!



City-lion: Kuchh nahi yaar! I just went to a government department, and
hid behind a huge pile of dusty files that they have there.



Jungle-lion: But what did you eat there?



City-lion: Arrey, there was an unlimited supply of government
servants. Whenever I ate one, they hired five more. Nobody did any work
anyway, so nobody missed the ones I ate.

Jungle-lion: Wow! But, then how did you get caught?

City-lion: Galti kar gaya yaar... On the last day I ate the chai-walla.
Now, everyone missed their chai-walla & their chai! They launched a
massive hunt. And I got caught!

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