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 Post subject: Life brings!!!
PostPosted: July 26th, 2006, 3:48 pm 
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Life brinGs**
Kabhi khushi kabhi Gham**

Wen its endz **na Tum janAoO na hum**
So lets Do **Masti **together**
How knowz **kal ho na ho**
But wen ever u need a fRIEND**Main hoon na**[/


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 Post subject: Funny Poetry
PostPosted: July 31st, 2006, 9:06 am 
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PostPosted: July 31st, 2006, 12:58 pm 
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Ah haaaaaaaa bechara 8) hahahahaha app ki terhan masoom :) 


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:D Very funny

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Jaane Kyon Log Kaam Karte Hai
Jaane Kyon Wo Office Me Marte Hai
Jaane Kyon Jaane Kyon
Jaane Kyon Jaane Kyon Jaane Kyon

Kaam Me Sochiye tu bass gham hai
Kaam mein jo Zulm hai woh kam hai
Kaam per Sar Jhukana perta hai
Dukhi hokae Muskurana perta hai
Zehar kyon Zindagi me bharty hai
Jaane Kyon Log Kaam Kerty Hai
Jaane Kyon Jaane Kyon
Jaane Kyon Jaane Kyon Jaane Kyon

Kaam bin Jeeny mein rakha kia hai
Kaam jis ko nahi who tanha hai
Kaam sau kay note laata hai
Kaam hi pet bhar kay khilata hai
Log mer mer kay kaam kerty hai
Jaane Kyon Khush rehty derty hai
Jaane Kyon Jaane Kyon
Jaane Kyon Jaane Kyon Jaane Kyon

Kaam ek badi si museebat hai
Kaam her kisi ki zaroorat hai
Hoooo kaam pe yeh jhooth hai sachche
Arre kaam pe sab jhooth hai achche
Hoooo aage kya khak log badhte hai
Ek hi post per wo serty hai
Jaane Kyoooon……

Kaam tu aisy hi sab kerty hai
Jaane kyon aap hi bigadte hai
Jaane Kyoooon Jaane Kyoooon
Jaane Kyon Jaane Kyon Jaane Kyon

SOCHO ???

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PostPosted: August 1st, 2006, 2:23 pm 
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very very funny.!!!!
i really like sir jee ....
waisay miss shah nai theek kaha... bilkul app ki tarahaan masoom....!! 
haahahhah


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 Post subject: Funny Application
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 Post subject: funny .................
PostPosted: August 8th, 2006, 3:40 pm 
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Teaz hawa ka jhoka aya.
Sath mai tere khushbhu laya.
Tb maiere dil mai khayal aya.
Aj bhi maiera dost nahi nahaya.


Har khushi ko tere taraf mor doon.
Teri liya chand tara bhee tor doon.
Khushiyoo kya darwaza tera liya khool doon.
itana kafi hai ya do char aur jhoot bool doon.

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PostPosted: August 11th, 2006, 6:12 pm 
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Its nice :)


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PostPosted: August 12th, 2006, 11:33 am 
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Nice Stuff Posted There ... Keep it up Buddies :lol:

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 Post subject: Share Your Jokes Here....
PostPosted: August 13th, 2006, 3:29 pm 
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Well members share ur jokes here, instead of posting in new topic......

lets start from my side, 

dad to his son;wat do u want,de gift 4 ur birthday?????
son;not much dad just a radio with a sports car arround it........ 8) :lol: 


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 Post subject: must open it.............
PostPosted: October 6th, 2006, 1:22 pm 
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Pehla Pagal : Ager tum batao kay is Box mein kia hai tu ye anday tumhara
aur ager tum ye bata du kay ye kitnay anday hain tu 5 kay 5 tumharay aur
ager tum ye bata dogay ye kis kay anday hain tu wo morgi bhi tumhari.
Dosra Pagal : Yaar koi hint tu du.

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PostPosted: July 13th, 2007, 5:18 pm 
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hahaha bohat achy 

PEROCHAK and MISS SHAH jii 

kiya kehny app kay

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PostPosted: July 14th, 2007, 1:33 am 
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Aik sardar ji Pizza Hutt gaye aur aik pizza ka order diya.....waiter nay poocha "Sardar ji pizza k 4 piece karun ya 8"…. sardar ji bolay " 4 he kar day....8 khaaday nahi janday".



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 Post subject: From Dani
PostPosted: August 10th, 2007, 2:57 pm 
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