WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM

From: iqbal sheikh <iqbalyat@gmail.com>
Date: Tue, Sep 27, 2011 at 3:57 AM

 

 

 

Wife to Husband: "Come Help Me in Garden.." Husband: "Wat do U think I am? A Gardener??"  Wife: "Come Fix the Toilet Faucet..!" Husband: What do U Think I am? A Plumber??" Wife: "Come fix the Door Handle.." Husband: What do U Think I am? A Carpenter??  [The Husband went Out but When He came Back, He Saw that Everything wasFixed..! The Garden, Toilet Faucet & the Door Handle..!] He Asked his Wife Who did It?? The Wife Said: "Its the Neighbor's Father, But He gave Me two Options... Either to Make Him a Burger; Or have A Kiss With Him..!" Husband: I'm Sure, U gave Him a Burger..!:)) Wife: "What do UThink I am? 'Mc'Donalds' !!!

 

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